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I'd like to think I know more than you. In fact, I probably do. I'm pretty awesome. I like good food, good drinks, good tunes, and a good time. I dislike liars, lazy folks, and those unable to construct a coherent sentence. I'm willing to be your pal if you're not an asshole, so have at it.
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been home for 4 days w/out working. i’m sorry internet. ryan says i can quit working and stay home forever. i’m actually considering it.

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